We Could Be Heroes

You know when comic book writers have gotten out of control with their power to retcon when Marvel takes back She-Hulk boning the Juggernaut. Oh sure, the whole “One More Day” fiasco was bad, but when you draw up a story in which She-Hulk fucks the Juggernaut, you should be legally obligated to stick to it. There is simply nothing more bizarre and yet, strangely arousing as the thought of those two beasts slamming their junk together. It can not be unseen, so why bother trying?

To the brave men who have gone under the covers with Shulkie, I salute you, for the hips of most would shatter like glass upon impact. Then again, most men aren’t Tony Stark.

Am I right, ladies?

- Mr Jared

I bet she has one wicked case of Vaginitis.

- Miss Shelby